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Hannah Williams

Satire 

A foolproof guide to (sort of) smashing Wordle

March 10, 2022March 10, 2022 sub.editors 0 Comments Hannah Williams

Satire gives you the lowdown on why Wordle is just so fun

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The Bailey Bottom: Satire reviews Durham’s new “student cuisine” purveyor

March 2, 2022March 2, 2022 sub.editors 0 Comments Hannah Williams

Sophisticated, no-nonsense dishes which are sure to go down a treat…

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EXCLUSIVE: Satire’s (fake) headline roundup

February 6, 2022February 6, 2022 sub.editors 0 Comments Barney Bolton, Ben Lycett, Hannah Williams

Here’s your one-stop-shop for all things (fake) news…

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Break your exercise-based new year resolutions here at ‘The Single-Use Gym’!

January 20, 2022January 20, 2022 sub.editors 0 Comments Ben Lycett, Hannah Williams

We can’t wait not to get to know you…

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Public figure’s Christmas list revealed

December 21, 2021December 22, 2021 sub.editors 0 Comments Hannah Williams, Harrison Newsham

Satire takes a look at this public figure’s entirely realistic Christmas list…

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English department misunderstands need for state of the art meeting owls

October 31, 2021October 31, 2021 sub.editors 0 Comments Hannah Williams

We’ve been sending messages via owl for years…

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Lecturer defends ‘ad hoc’ use of Latin phrases

August 2, 2021August 2, 2021 sub.editors 0 Comments Hannah Williams

Satire considers Latin as ‘the sine qua non of great teaching’…

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Re: Futile Attempt to Extend Tenancy

July 5, 2021July 5, 2021 sub.editors 0 Comments Hannah Williams

Satire looks at the possibility of extending your tenancy

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Recipe to make a Durham finalist

June 3, 2021June 3, 2021 sub.editors 0 Comments Hannah Williams

Satire provides you with the ultimate Durham cookbook recipe

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Doublespeak for Durham dummies

May 11, 2021May 11, 2021 sub.editors 0 Comments Hannah Williams

Satire recommends a concise handbook for saying what you don’t mean

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