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Durham restaurant Faru receives Michelin recognition
City of Durham MP raises concerns over disrupted education of students at “RAAC-infested” school
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Satire

ChatGPT has dead chat

December 7, 2023December 8, 2023 sub.editors 0 Comments Kitty Shepherd-Cross

Satire Editor Kitty Shepherd-Cross details her love-hate relationship with ChatGPT.

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Investigative discoveries on the University housing policy

November 26, 2023November 23, 2023 sub.editors 1 Comment Dominic Tillotson, Mark Norton

Satire uncovers recent discoveries about Durham University’s housing policy.

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A Christmas appeal from the Department of Arts and Humanities

November 25, 2023November 22, 2023 sub.editors 0 Comments Alexander Tillotson, Mark Norton

The Department of Arts and Humanities have a donation appeal during this season of goodwill.

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The 72% – a comprehensive guide to joining Durham’s least exclusive club

November 25, 2023November 23, 2023 sub.editors 1 Comment Anna Thoomkuzhy, Annabel Sheppard, Mark Norton

Satire advises on how to join Durham’s 72% club.

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A day in the life of a humanities student

November 23, 2023November 22, 2023 sub.editors 0 Comments Joey Clayton, Mark Norton

Joey Clayton runs through the typical day of a humanities student.

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The ritual of the ”Purple Capes”

October 31, 2023October 31, 2023 sub.editors 0 Comments Kitty Shepherd-Cross, Mark Norton

Kitty Shepherd-Cross explores the nights out of DU rugby boys and the ritual of the “purple capes”.

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Satire: Durham University SAC form processors certain there’s a global apocalypse

October 21, 2023October 21, 2023 sub.editors 1 Comment Kitty Shepherd-Cross, Maddie Flisher

Chaos hits Durham as the University’s SAC form processors enter a state of panic.

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A day in the life of a finance student

October 21, 2023October 20, 2023 sub.editors 0 Comments Joey Clayton

What does the average day look like for the typical Durham finance student?

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Satire: Room to rent on Nevilles Street

October 20, 2023October 19, 2023 sub.editors 2 Comments Emily Gray, Maddie Flisher

Available to rent: 12-bedroom house in a prime location, apply as soon as possible!

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Satire: Instagram tries to sue ”INVADES” for annoying their users

October 20, 2023October 20, 2023 sub.editors 1 Comment Kitty Shepherd-Cross

Instagram attempt to tackle the concerning rise of “INVADES” posts on their platform.

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