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BREAKING: Your essay feedback is now available on Learn Ultra

May 11, 2022May 11, 2022 sub.editors 0 Comments Nicole Wu

Satire takes a look at a piece of totally realistic essay feedback.

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The obvious solution to Kinder’s not very festive salmonella crisis

April 23, 2022April 23, 2022 sub.editors 0 Comments Chloe Hares

Satire reveals an ingenious, totally safe solution…

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BREAKING NEWS: student who should definitely be revising chooses to write Satire article instead

April 21, 2022April 21, 2022 sub.editors 1 Comment Joe Gellman

This reckless behaviour has students utterly shocked.

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Jesus was due to rise on Easter Sunday, but hit the snooze button and went back to sleep

April 20, 2022April 20, 2022 sub.editors 0 Comments lorcan green

Mary Magdalene was stunned on Sunday as the tomb of Jesus remained firmly shut.

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How to avoid being forced into taking a free copy of Palatinate

March 15, 2022March 15, 2022 sub.editors 0 Comments Ben Lycett

Satire is here to help losers like you

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A foolproof guide to (sort of) smashing Wordle

March 10, 2022March 10, 2022 sub.editors 0 Comments Hannah Williams

Satire gives you the lowdown on why Wordle is just so fun

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The Bailey Bottom: Satire reviews Durham’s new “student cuisine” purveyor

March 2, 2022March 2, 2022 sub.editors 0 Comments Hannah Williams

Sophisticated, no-nonsense dishes which are sure to go down a treat…

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Satire’s guide to life in LNER First Class

February 16, 2022February 16, 2022 sub.editors 0 Comments Olivia Montgomery

‘I am just far too quirky and relatable to fit in…’

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Satire’s Top Valentine’s Day spots in Durham!

February 11, 2022February 11, 2022 sub.editors 0 Comments Alistair Marshall

It may of interest to learn that it is in fact Valentine’s Day next week…

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BREAKING: Your partner lied about not wanting a gift and is now mad

February 11, 2022February 11, 2022 sub.editors 0 Comments Ben Lycett

It’s hard to read between the lines when they’re telling you the exact opposite thing…

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