‘Another fuel shortage!’: Students unable to power themselves due to Flat White supply issues
Breaking news!
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A realistic freshers’ week timetable
Satire provides a realitic freshers’ week timetable.
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Economists taken aback as share price of gowns rockets
Satire investigates the mysterious increase in sales of gowns.
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Things you wish you knew when you were a fresher
This handy guide will, um, guide you through the ‘yahs’ and ‘nahs’ of being a Durham student.
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A somewhat satirical guide to Durham’s colleges
Look no further for a complete ‘accurate guide’ to Durham Colleges…
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‘Avoid at all costs!’: a Tripadvisor review of my family home
Satire looks at an unfavourable Tripadvisor review.
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Students encouraged to use red, amber and green lists in their dating lives
Satire recommends a new traffic-light system to apply to your love life.
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Witnesses barely believe their eyes as student bravely manages not to waste the entire day
Students baffled at the most curious case study of 2021…
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Frank the Tank: England’s Saviour
Man who tweeted “I could have done better than Southgate at Euros” primed to become next England manager.
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‘Toky-oh-no’: socially distanced judo proved challenging
Satire takes a look at how Covid restrictions affected the Tokyo games.
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