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Can’t bear the stress of job hunting? Alec Symington has the answer.
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Durham Regatta threatened after River Wear drained by student AI usage
Grace Chalmers exposes the devastating consequences of essay season on Durham’s landscape.
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Bill Bryson cafe “most profitable establishment of the year”
Avesta Afshari-Mehr discusses the astonishing profit margins of everyone’s favourite sweet treat temptation station.
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Pal-Diary: Janus VARoo-fake-is
Oliver Rothnie relays the feelings of Europe’s foremost football-centric economist.
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Durham University to run pavement awareness scheme
Avesta Afshari-Mehr reports on the University’s latest scheme to tackle Church street pandemonium
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Housemates band together to rebuild entire house from scratch days before landlord’s inspection
Tatty Anton-Smith narrates the unimaginable horror of inspection day. Take this as a warning…
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Durham University nightlife under threat from smoking ban
Alec Symington exposes the latest threat to Durham’s famously vibrant nightlife.
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A goodbye letter, from a satire editor
Connor Petts reflects on a year that could have been well spent, but was instead poorly budgeted.
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Cathedral to be converted into college accommodation
Megan Preston reports on Durham University’s proposed 18th college.
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