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Advert: Adopt-A-Cop

June 22, 2026June 22, 2026 sub.editors 0 Comments Connor Petts

Worried about the growing number of police officers wandering around Durham? Adopt a cop today!

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Print Edition Satire 

A goodbye letter, from a satire editor

June 11, 2026June 11, 2026 sub.editors 0 Comments Connor Petts

Connor Petts reflects on a year that could have been well spent, but was instead poorly budgeted.

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Indigo Music Print Edition 

A full-circle evening with Big Thief

June 11, 2026June 8, 2026 sub.editors 0 Comments Connor Petts

“How wonderful it is to have something constant, like a song, to remind you how far you have come.” Connor Petts writes on Big Thief’s impact on understanding his life experiences while reviewing a recent concert.

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Growing apart: distance in ‘The Old Fire’

May 7, 2026May 6, 2026 sub.editors 0 Comments Connor Petts

“What I found was a delicate voice and a lingering stillness” – Connor Petts offers a fascinating exploration of distance in The Old Fire.

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Kim Gordon is not a girl in a band

February 26, 2026February 25, 2026 sub.editors 0 Comments Connor Petts

“Because ultimately, this is not a book about men — it’s a book about her life.” Conner Petts reviews the importance of Kim Gordon’s memoir ‘Girl in a Band’.

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Indigo Creative Writing Poetry 

Hope screams

February 10, 2026February 9, 2026 sub.editors 0 Comments Connor Petts

‘Our wounds are fresh,’ writes Connor Petts in his moving poem about the cost of hope which is often paid for in violence.

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Print Edition Satire 

Ask Aunt Boudica: advice for making friends at university

January 29, 2026January 29, 2026 sub.editors 0 Comments Connor Petts

Struggling to make friends? Aunt Boudica will help you.

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Indigo Creative Writing Personal Essay 

Small Choices

January 19, 2026January 14, 2026 sub.editors 0 Comments Connor Petts

‘Today, like every day, we get to choose,’ Connor Petts writes in this essay for hope and inspiration in the midst of dark times.

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First snow, last life

December 6, 2025December 6, 2025 sub.editors 0 Comments Connor Petts

‘Now I am older, but the night sky still steeps my glistening stomach with awe,’ Connor Petts writes in this poem of nostalgia for childhood Christmases when returning home for the holiday.

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Print Edition Satire 

Hundreds of Southern students begin 5-day trek to London after failing to budget for train ticket

December 4, 2025December 4, 2025 sub.editors 0 Comments Connor Petts

Connor Petts exposes the consequences of poor budgeting.

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