Chance would be a fine thing

Dear applicant,

Thank you for your interest in pursuing a career with No Chance. We’d like to invite you to complete an interactive Situational Judgement Test (SJT) designed to give you a taste of what 24 (non-stop) hours as a trainee at our firm will (never) look like.

The SJT is not timed, so please do not rush, but be advised that you will not be considered if you take longer than 30 seconds to answer all 12 questions. Remember, there are no wrong answers, this is simply an incompetency test designed to discourage you from pursuing a career in this industry.

Note: If we do not get back in touch in 3-5 working months, please be assured that you, like 99.9% of applicants, have failed miserably.

Kind regards,

No Chance Recruitment Team

Illustration: Hannah Williams

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