PalatiDates: “His Scottish heritage was deeply discussed. His passion for ultimate frisbee, also”

Florence on Ewan

Initial vibes?

Tall and Scottish (he came wearing a kilt). Great cologne.

What topics arose?

His Scottish heritage was deeply discussed. His passion for ultimate frisbee, also.

How would they describe you?

Hopefully drop dead gorgeous.

Describe them in three words

Charming, big-footed, loose wallet.

Expectations were exceeded when he revealed the traditional penknife in his sock

Most awkward moment

He complained that his linguine was ‘too dry’.

Which Durham college would you place them in and why?

Castle. Very regal – but a bit unattainable. Certainly knows his own worth.

Did they meet your expectations? Any surprises?

Expectations were exceeded when he revealed the traditional penknife in his sock.

Is a second date on the cards?

I want my share of the family fortune, so let’s say yes.

Marks out of 10

8

My ex-fling being sat in Spags on a date at the same time

Ewan on Florence

Initial vibes?

She was late but worth the wait.

What topics arose?

The tardiness of the service, my passion for frisbee, and her assumed superiority as a woman in STEM.

How would they describe you?

Probably below her league.

Describe them in three words

Pretty, dignified, worldie.

Time will tell if we’re compatible…

Most awkward moment

My ex-fling being sat in Spags on a date at the same time

Which Durham college would you place them in and why?

Chad’s. Great fun!

Did they meet your expectations? Any surprises?

She was a lovely girl. Surprised that she was blonde. Florence is a very brunette kind of name. Time will tell if we’re compatible…

Is a second date on the cards?

I’ll have to check my schedule.

Marks out of 10

7

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