HM Government: meet the exec

PRESIDENT

Name: Boris

Craziest fresher moment: bribing members with a bottle of red wine to vote for me

If your life had an anthem, what would it be? It must be Madness’ Bullingdon boys

SOCIALS HEAD

Name: Govey Boy

Craziest fresher moment: cutting up shapes on the Klute dancefloor

Advice to your fresher self: pay for the club entry

WELFARE HEAD

Name: Priti Patel

Craziest fresher moment: being in bed by 10pm every night

TREASURER

Name: Rishi

Silly fresher mistakes: being a total coke addict…I mean Coca-Cola

SOCIAL MEDIA

Name: Dom Cummings

Craziest fresher moment: ditching my lecture for a trip to Barnard Castle

Biggest fresher mistake: letting Govey boy into Klute for free

CHAIR

Name: J R Moggy

If you could be any college potato, what would it be and why? It has to be a hash brown, rarely seen but worth the wait

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  • These are the creepiest illustrations I’ve ever seen.

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