Selected Quotes

“I don’t want to be thin, I hate looking thin. I don’t want to be up and down like a lollipop lady. It’s not a good look…”
Cheryl Cole
The sassy Girls Aloud frontwoman has her priorities in place.

“He’s rude, arrogant, intimidating and lazy. He’s the angriest man you’ll ever meet. He’s like a man with a fork in a world of soup”.
Noel Gallagher
Oasis: family values as normal. The musician on his much-cherished brother, Liam.

“I’m not a bad person and this is what happens. I was raised to treat people well, and I’m so tired of this drama… I’m a 22-year-old girl who’s in love. I felt like I was in Mean Girls, but worse: Mean Girls was a movie”.
Lindsay  Lohan
The singer/actress/whatever laments the failure of her sapphic love affair. We feel your pain, Linds.

“Oftentimes when you face such an overwhelming challenge as global climate change, it can be somewhat daunting — it’s kind of like trying to lose weight, which I know something about”.
Hillary Clinton
It’s good to know that the US Secretary of State thinks that the environment is no trivial matter.

“Shameless rubbish to entertain the Emperor…[demonstrating] a total lack of discretion in his exercise of power which offends the credibility of all women”.
Veronica Lario
Silvio Berlusconi’s soon-to-be ex-wife ridicules the Italian premier’s attempts to line up a plethora of female celebrities as candidates for Italy’s June elections.

“She is a victim of her looks, doomed to be defined by them for eternity, or until she becomes wrinkly and we all express our horror at the ruination of her face”.
India Knight
The columnist on France’s ‘picture-perfect’ First Lady, Carla Bruni.